Best new comer

We always have our sales meeting on Friday. This was one of the absurd conversation yesterday:

Boss: WY, how's your sales? Can you be my best new comer this quarter?
WY: Boss, I hope to but I am not sure if Vicky allows me to.
Me: Huh??? I don't think I have the honour. Maybe you should ask the rest of the new comers? (I arrowed him back by telling that he had humiliated the rest. Smart?)

Sales persons are always competitive. We always view our colleagues as competitors because we all wanna be the top sales. However, I think WY is being a bit personal. I am NOT doing well even though I am currently the top new comer. I predict any of the new comers can beat me sooner or later as they have pending cases to close next week while I have ZERO! Honestly, if I am doing well, I think I will give him a bitchy answer like: Why not you try harder next quarter? Haha! I don't have this chance as I am really in shit now!

I really hope I can do well next quarter and if he dares to throw the question again. We shall see. ;p